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Disneyland Park, originally Disneyland, is the first of two theme parks built at the Disneyland Resort in Anaheim, California, opened on July 17, 1955. It is the only theme park designed and built to completion under the direct supervision of Walt Disney. It was originally the only attraction on the property; its official name was changed to Disneyland Park to distinguish it from the expanding complex in the 1990s. It was the first Disney theme park.

In 2019 Theme parks and entertainment listed 5 Worst Things at Disneyland:

Toontown Houses I'll start by saying that when these opened they were pretty much all great, but over time they have been toned down to the point where they are practically pointless. Without all the great interactive features from Toontown's opening day, these are really just glorified decorations and they take up a massive amount of space at a park where space is limited. Now, if they were all to feature meet and greets like Mickey and Minnie's houses these would be great, but unfortunately, three of these houses sit pretty much empty.

Astro Orbitor This ride is really the last holdover from the failed 90s redesign of Tomorrowland and it shows. It features the retrofuturistic vibe of Disneyland Paris's Tomorrowland which really just does not fit in with Disneyland's Tomorrowland. On top of that, it is placed at the entrance of the land, causing a major pinch point if crowds are even slightly worse than normal. There's nothing wrong with a space-themed spinner, in fact, they are a staple in all but one of the world's Tomorrowlands, but this one does not fit the theme of the rest of the land and it disrupts crowd flow.

Tarzan's Treehouse Tarzan's Treehouse was never the best experience, but a lack of proper maintenance has progressively made it worse. It ends up feeling like a line for a ride that never comes, especially as the books that are supposed to tell the story become more faded. This modern revamp of the Swiss Family Treehouse fails to solve the problems of its predecessor. At least it barely takes up any space.

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Winnie the Pooh has been a staple of the Disney Parks for decades, which is why its a shame his ride in the original Disneyland is likely the worst version in the world. It reuses an existing building, the old Country Bear Jamboree, and tells the classic blustery day story out of order, with every scene shortened besides the Heffalumps and Woozles scene which is lengthened. It features ride vehicles which impair your ability to see show scenes and lacks any real overall narrative.

Star Wars Launch Bay This temporary home for all things Star Wars feels just like that, temporary. It also is greatly unused, leaving an entire floor of its building abandoned and large empty spaces on the floor it does use. The only people in here are really the ones in line for the meet and greets and those are likely to move to Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge within a few months. This temporary exhibit has overstayed its welcome and takes up a large amount of space for what it is.

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